THE JOHNJAY AND RICH "pre-show" conversations are not always captured on the radio but they should be so you know what poor Rich Berra deals with on the minute by minute basis.


JOHNJAY:
What's going on out there?  Anything?

RICH:
Verdict on that Arias trial.

JOHNJAY:
NO one is talking about that. It's OVER.  Is she hot?

RICH:
She killed a guy. Stabbed him.

JOHNJAY:
So.

RICH:
It's the biggest trial since Casey Anthony. People seem to be into it.

JOHNJAY:
Yeah…losers..No one cares.  NO buzz, g.

RICH:
Really because there are a bazillion cameras from all over the world out there. 
I think it was a pretty big deal.

JOHNJAY:
I haven't seen one thing about it.

RICH:
You know, not all news comes across your twitter feed. The world is not a tweet.  You don't' read the paper or the news or watch any TV or internet news.

JOHNJAY:
Neither does anyone else. I figure if I hear about it. It's a big deal.

RICH:
You didn't even hear about that cruise ship my aunt was on with the poo dripping down the walls that was stuck at sea.

JOHNJAY:
I did eventually.

RICH:
You didn't know we had a new pope!

JOHNJAY:
Catholic  Guy, right?  I got it.  New pope kinda makes sense. Every 4 years. when the olympics are on, I follow.

RICH:
There's a ton going on right now.  

JOHNJAY:
I'm thinking there's something

RICH:
Wow. Did you see this story about those girls kidnapped in Cleveland?
Insane.

JOHNJAY:
Kind of.

RICH:
It's incredible. We got to talk about this today.

JOHNJAY:
The women are out, right?
What's the big deal?

RICH:
Uhm.. IT'S A HUGE DEAL!
THEY WERE trapped for 10 years.

JOHNJAY:
Meh.

RICH:
Tortured..crazy rescue story..
Cops totally screwed this up.

JOHNJAY:
They're home.. No one is talking about it.  Wbat do we say?  Breaking news. Everyone in danger is now at home. PASS.

RICH:
It's even trending on TWITTER.

JOHNJAY:
I found some new peanut butter that has pumpkin seeds in it. It's AMAZING. Totally good for you.  I bought it all off the shelves. You can't find it anywhere in town.

All of it? How much do you plan on consuming?

JOHNJAY:
Dude, follow me. NONE of it. I can't . I'm on a diet.
But no one else will either. It's too beautiful and perfect to share.

RICH:
What diet are you on now?

JOHNJAY:
I don't eat anything until I ALMOST can't feel my face with my own palm. then I take some BRANCH CHAIN AMINO ACIDS and wait for the magic.


RICH:
RIght.
HOW ABOUT the kidnapping?  Huge . This guy was reported a gazillion times by neighbors and cops didn't catch him.

JOHNJAY:
No buzz.

RICH:
Dancing with the STARS?

JOHNJAY:
Boring.

RICH:
The Voice?

JOHNJAY:
Liked it better when it was Idol 3 years ago.. BAM.

RICH:
Stocks at an all time high?

JOHNJAY:
So is me being bored…all time high..  up high.. (puts hands up for hi five)

RICH:
IRON MAN 3

JOHNJAY:
BORING man 3. Didn't go. Watched JACKASS the movie instead.

RICH:
Well, that's topical.

JOHNJAY:
If you were a prisoner for 10 years it would be like.. cool.. I'm free.. Let's go home…

RICH:
I think there's a tad more to this tail than that. But I'm sure everyone would appreciate that "pointed" and "concise" commentary.  It's like you're explaining how science works to a bloodhound. Space is big.

JOHNJAY:
Yes you did.

RICH:
Benghazi?

JOHNJAY:
He plays Mandarin in IRON MAN 3.

RICH:
That's Ben Kinglsy.

JOHNJAY:
Nothing is going on.

RICH:
Teen mom.. got a porno out.

JOHNJAY:
Awesome.  Let's watch it together on the air, Richard.