with love, Tim.. with love...
KYLE:
You guys are strange
RICH:
Are we?
KYLE:
TOTALLY. You guys are getting weirder
JOHNJAY:
Yes I have.
KYLE:
Why are you staring at UFOs on RICH'S LAPTOP?
RICH:
We are not alone. 
YOU ARE NOT ALONE.
I am here with you.
KYLE:
Michael Jackson
RICH:
See. YOU'RE strange too.. You can't hear a lyric without announcing the name of the artist.  That's strange.
KYLE:
What  are you all you-tubing so frantically.
JOHNJAY:
Rich is telling me that we are a prison planet.. We all all descendants of prisoners dropped off from other planets thousands of years ago and that's why we are bad people and I totally believe him.
KYLE:
That's because you are a moron.
RICH:
Really?
What makes you think we aren't?
KYLE:
Because I have higher than a 3rd grade education.
JOHNJAY:
Tell her Rich. Tell her what you told me that sounded intelligent with your delicious vocabulary and vast universal knowledge of things.
RICH:
About What?
JOHNJAY:
That we are a PRISON PLANET
RICH:
Oh.. I just made that up so you'd quit talking so much about the difference between a juicer and a blender.
KYLE:
I'm at least doing something important.
RICH:
Like what? Looking at wedding stuff on line?
(The two idiots laugh hysterically and Kyle just stares)
JOHNJAY:
Well... I've been reading the BIBLE and they clearly talk about U.F.O. stuff in there all the time.
RICH:
Noah's ARK.. a ship.. it's a SPACE SHIP MAN!!! 
JOHNJAY:
Really?? What a trip.
RICH:
Actually, I just made that up.  I don't know.
JOHNJAY:
An escape vessel made for a prison planet.  It's got to be true.
RICH:
Hey Kyle!  Should me and Johnjay grow matching sideburns?
KYLE:
NO
JOHNJAY:
What about getting matching bicycle shirts that we wear out to events?
KYLE:
Really?
RICH:
You should just wear the bicycle helmet all the time.
JOHNJAY:
Yeah.. Chicks dig that.
KYLE:
Can I go get some stuff done now?
RICH:
Nope. We got that big meeting with "The Tim".  When the show director calls a meeting.. It's got to be important.
(The tim enters)
THE TIM:
Hi guys.
JOHNJAY:
Yes.. about 30 minutes ago... 
THE TIM:
Okay.. Uhm.. I'm going to be out of the office for the next few days so I need to know if there's anything we can cover before I take off.
JOHNJAY:
Can we take a look at the artwork for the new billboards.
THE TIM:
No problem. However.. We aren't getting billboards.. It's just artwork FOR billboards.
RICH:
So.. we can look at what they might look like had we actually put them up but they're not going up? 
THE TIM:
Exactly.  We had some trade set up for free artwork.  We used it. They look great.  Your listeners would have loved them.
JOHNJAY:
Okay.. Do we have our schedule for our road trip?
THE TIM:
We do.  It's mostly done but I'm not sure when we are taking off, what we do when we land, or when we come back.  Most likely, those details will be forthcoming but I won't be here so your point person will have everything for you.
RICH:
Cool.  Who's our point person.
THE TIM:
Well.. It was Adam.. Great guy.. but.. he quit last week, so it for sure.. won't' be him.
JOHNJAY:
Where do we go when we land?  The station?
THE TIM:
Do you want to go to the station?
JOHNJAY:
Do we need to go by a station event?
THE TIM:
Probably
RICH:
Is it dressy? Casual?
THE TIM:
It's radio. .Dress to impress. 
JOHNJAY:
I feel like we're missing a few pieces of information here.
THE TIM:
Just be ready to be ready. That's all you can do.
RICH:
We could also have a schedule.
THE TIM:
We could.
(PAUSE)
Okay.. see you Monday.  Good times.